how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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