i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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