He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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