Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
time to smoke my breakfast
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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