Sponge bath it is.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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