There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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