Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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