windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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