My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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