he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
We left the knife in your bed.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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