This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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