yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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