I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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