Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Can I color on your dick again?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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