i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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