i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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