Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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