in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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