eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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