I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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