im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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