watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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