Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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