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Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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