We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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