exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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