She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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