this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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