ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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