i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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