I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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