i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I just found puke in my bra..
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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