I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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