Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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