He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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