ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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