The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
The struggles of a small town man whore
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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