how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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