im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Randomize