Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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