I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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