I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she told me i tasted like america
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
50% drunk capacity currently
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
