just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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