is your mom at the bar?
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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