Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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