Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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