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(402): View more from Nebraska

Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...

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(505): View more from New Mexico

And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does

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(213): View more from California

i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.

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(773): View more from Illinois

after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown

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(661): View more from California

He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.

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