epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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