I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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