So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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