is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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