You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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