his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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