No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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