Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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