Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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