watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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