Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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