if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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